Category Technology

Editorial: Bobby Thompson, 6, doesn’t have a fucking clue how airplanes work

By Dr. Milton F. Schrumpfmeister, PhD OPINION – I have worked as a full professor in MIT’s Department of Aeronautics and Astronautics since 1974. In that time I have served as a technical advisor to Boeing, Airbus, Bombardier and the United States Air Force. I have logged over 5,000 hours of flight time in the cockpit of my own Cessna […]

Tesla CEO Elon Musk, seen above thinking about all sorts of boobs. - (AP Photo)

Tesla announces development of new 340hp ‘Model Penis’

MENLO PARK – Following Tesla’s announcement Wednesday that the rapidly growing electric carmaker would soon be launching its new ‘Model D’, CEO Elon Musk hinted Thursday that it had just begun development of an exciting new 340hp concept, the ‘Model Penis’. About time to unveil the D and something else pic.twitter.com/qp23yi59i6 — Elon Musk (@elonmusk) October […]

BlackBerry unveils new line of business school case studies

WATERLOO – At a high profile event at its Waterloo, Ontario headquarters this week, smartphone maker BlackBerry (NASDAQ: BBRY) announced its latest product extension, a line of 7 new business-school case studies, all centered around how to run a once-great company straight into the ground. Speaking at the event, BlackBerry CEO John Chen laid out the development process […]

Little Bradley Davis tops Inc. Magazine’s 2014 ‘top 4 under 4’

SAN FRANCISCO – Bradley Davis never expected he’d one day be at the helm of his own flourishing startup. But today, having founded cx*j4$”’ly.tv, a global leader in open-source, crowd-funded, client-authoritative server distribution platforms, the now-potty-trained 28-month-old runs one of the world’s most highly respected technology companies, and sits alone atop Inc. Magazine’s 2014 ‘Top 4 Under 4’ in tech. […]