Monthly Archives: September 2013

Sen. Ted Cruz (R-Texas) speaking on the Senate floor last week, overtaking Speed II: Cruise Control as the worst Cruz to be forced to watch for 90 or more minutes. - (AP Photo)

Opinion: Ted now officially nation’s worst Cruz

WASHINGTON – After a rambling and wide-ranging 21 hour quasi-filibuster of a motion to move forward on a government funding bill, in an attempt to defund the Affordable Care Act or Obamacare, Ted Cruz has now officially overtaken a Carnival Cruise as inarguably America’s least favorite Cruz. Senator Cruz’s crowning this week as the nation’s worst, comes […]

Rep. Tim Richardson (R – Wisconsin) appearing at the Capitol Wednesday to announce he would be voting for striking Syria. - (AP Photo) WAIT NO NO FUCK, "AGAINST". AGAINST STRIKING SYRIA.

Congressman forgets whether he is for or against blowing shit up

WASHINGTON – Speaking ahead of a pending House vote on whether or not to authorize the use of military force in Syria, representative Tim Richardson (R – Wyoming) has admitted to completely forgetting whether his long-held foreign policy platform includes him being unequivocally for or against exploding the fuck out of America’s enemies. “I think […]

Stephen Hawking, former Lucasian Professor of Mathematics, and Director of Research at the Centre for Theoretical Cosmology at the University of Cambridge, being roasted by former Whose Line Is It Anyway? star Wayne Brady - (AP Photo)

Comedy Central Announces Upcoming Roast of Stephen Hawking

LOS ANGELES – With the success of past Comedy Central roasts of James Franco and Roseanne Barr, the Viacom basic cable network announced Monday it will be continuing its series with “Comedy Central’s Roast of Stephen Hawking”, set to air in early October. Appearing at a press event in Hollywood Tuesday, Roast mainstay comedian Jeffrey […]