Tesla announces development of new 340hp ‘Model Penis’

MENLO PARK – Following Tesla’s announcement Wednesday that the rapidly growing electric carmaker would soon be launching its new ‘Model D’, CEO Elon Musk hinted Thursday that it had just begun development of an exciting new 340hp concept, the ‘Model Penis’.

The release follows months of internet speculation and comment that the company’s new SUV would be named the ‘Model E’, rounding out the ‘Model S’ and ‘Model X’ to spell S-E-X. Because, y’know, boners.

Tesla CEO Elon Musk. - (AP Photo)

Tesla CEO Elon Musk. – (AP Photo)

Musk was unavailable for comment at time of printing, but his representatives did forward a drawing he made of a man’s ding-dong.


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