CHICAGO – According to his Facebook page, Mike Smith is expecting a very busy week, with a lot of business travel! Smith, a 23 year old data analyst, posted Sunday night a lengthy description of his upcoming destinations, listing each city’s airport code, as business and other very important people often do.
Responding to the news, many observers believe that while traveling, Smith will stay at several Starwood hotels, with most expected to be of Sheraton quality, or higher. Also, at least 1 of the nights he may elect to drink a $5 Diet Coke from his room’s mini bar, which he will later expense.
Reached for comment ahead of his lengthy and very critical but also glamorous business travel, Smith was excited. “I’m earning 50,000 United Miles! I’m going to make status!” Smith then went on to describe at length his plan to gain at least one business class upgrade, then tweet an instagram photo of his complimentary salted cashews, with the caption: “Working at 30,000 ft!! LIFE IN THE FAST LANE!!”
Smith will have a brief layover Thursday at Newark Liberty International Airport, so would like any friends up in NYC to holler at him!!