Monthly Archives: October 2014

Top diabetes prospect Scott MacLean, 6, excited for 2014 Halloween season

JACKSON – With the 2014 Halloween season a mere 2 days away, all eyes are on 6-year old and top type II diabetes prospect Scott MacLean, of Jackson, Mississippi. MacLean, nicknamed “Mr. October” after putting up back-to-back 10,000 calorie Halloweens, has high hopes this year, setting the ambitious goal of reaching an insulin-defying blood-glucose level of 150 mg/dL. “His numbers have been truly astounding,” […]

Tesla CEO Elon Musk, seen above thinking about all sorts of boobs. - (AP Photo)

Tesla announces development of new 340hp ‘Model Penis’

MENLO PARK – Following Tesla’s announcement Wednesday that the rapidly growing electric carmaker would soon be launching its new ‘Model D’, CEO Elon Musk hinted Thursday that it had just begun development of an exciting new 340hp concept, the ‘Model Penis’. About time to unveil the D and something else — Elon Musk (@elonmusk) October […]