Monthly Archives: January 2013

Your or someone else's or potentially no one's girlfriend - (AP photo)

Nation’s boyfriends distraught over ever-broadening definition of faking it

SOUTH BEND – America’s boyfriends were sent reeling Wednesday after news surfaced that the long held definition of having your sexual partner ‘fake it’ was being substantially widened, to include a broad range of instances where a girlfriend simply does not exist at all. Reacting while sobbing, head-in-hands at the foot of his girlfriend’s bed, […]